a) almost all on the sellside and therefore
b) their employers block all social media at the office
Its even harder to take them seriously given that the best on the ground coverage comes from stuff like this (note, translated):
All the people are in Liberation Square. Kebab business off the hook. - Abduls_Kebabs, Thu 12:36 via IPhone
Got overexcited and threw a kebab at the police. Felt good. Mubarak Resign! - Abduls_Kebabs, Thu 20:36 via IPhone
WTF my Kebab Stand is on fire! - Abduls_Kebabs, Fri 01:22 via IPhone
Ok fuck it I'm getting in on this Molotov cocktail thing. Next up - plasma TV 4 free. - Abduls_Kebabs, Fri 03:48 via IPhone
All TMM can say is that they are quickly getting into Twitter and Weibo - Reuters and Bloomberg just aren't fast enough anymore. Nemo is here and others may follow. With the madness raging on in Cairo TMM were a bit too busy at the end of the week trying to work out how to play this and getting trades done to post but here it is. Given that we are already on the long oil bandwagon that is more or less taken care of so our thoughts as to how things might evolve in rates and FX was more of interest. For some quite astute commentary on oil and the Suez Crisis, go here.
Firstly, how bad rioting resulting in government getting turfed out is really determined by 1) how long it goes on for and 2) who the viable alternatives are. In countries like Thailand the pluto-clepto-crat prime minister Thaksin getting booted doesn't really help political stability but it's not as if there aren't a number of viable alternatives. The kind of disaster zone that ensues when a dictator withdraws and there is a power vacuum has plenty of nasty precedents in places like Indonesia circa 1998 which really makes one worry about what is going on in Egypt. Egypt does have some civil society that could vaguely form a caretaker government in a lead up to elections but many places don't and also have the same simmering pot of political resentment. We are of course, referring to Saudi Arabia who as of late last week did not seem to be having much go on in CDS land which TMM find odd.
As can be seen above, Egypt 5 yr CDS in white has been breaking new highs and the currency has been taking some serious pain though that is more due to underlying fundamentals. In contrast, Saudi 5yr has been rock solid and the Saudi Riyal has been kept pegged. TMM take the view that given Saudi doesn't have much of a political plan B 75bps is a small price to pay to sleep well and night but what does one do to offset the trade? For those with hands made of Kevlar you could buy some Orascom Construction or Centamin but TMM view the Saudi Riyal as a decent bet too. If the problem is food inflation and you have truly enormous FX reserves a one-off revaluation is a good way to cut inflation very quickly in the short term -- and when the political landscape is moving as fast as you can Tweet the short term is all you've got. Long SAR, long Saudi CDS would seem to be a good way to sleep well and get paid at this point.
In the interim, the broader picture is as such (according to what we've heard): if Saudi goes you simply can't own enough 5 delta oil calls and 5 delta spoos puts because it will completely screw up the oil market and likely spill over into Iraq, Jordan, you name it - banks aren't the only thing that can be TBTF. If Iran goes that isn't necessarily a bad thing - TMM are generally not pro-Islamic state - but you can bet that before Ahmadinejad goes he will angry up his proxies in Lebanon to try to create an external drama to distract the populace. At any sign of trouble in Iran getting short all things Israel does not seem that silly at all.